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2 weeks ago

I’m a monkey, dammit.

2 weeks ago from herfeverdream

morbidoranges:

herfeverdream:

morbidoranges:

herfeverdream:

morbidoranges:

herfeverdream:

I like my sideburns best.

I’m in love with your gauges.

What size are they?

Why, thank you.

They’re just zeros. I love my wooden gauges, though; they don’t smell at all, which is always a plus with this sort of thing.

You’re welcome.

That’s really good that they don’t smell. I’ve been thinking about gauging my ears, but the thing is I need to actually start wearing earrings again. :/

I didn’t wear earrings for years until I started gauging my ears. My mother got them pierced when I was one, though, so the holes never grew up.

I begged and begged my mother to get them pierced when I was in 4th grade. Now that I’m in high school, I never wear earrings. My dad would probably shit a brick if I started gauging them. He’s anti-piercings/tattoos. Haha.

My mom was too. She would only let me go to 4s, I think? Then I moved in with my dad and went to 0s.

My mom is kinda anti-all that, as well. She’s more lenient though. As soon as I turn 18 though, I’m getting my lip done. My parents would just think I had gone loco. Which, I’m pretty sure I already have.

2 weeks ago

Althooooough-

my birthday is in less than a week, I am completely not looking forward to it.

But then again, I am.

I mean, I’ll be 17. Rated R movies and rated M games, FINALLY.

But after the 1st of December, my sister and nephews leave for a year- or four, to Hawaii. I’ll be living with them for about a month this summer.. It still aches.

They’ve been living with us for 4 months. It’ll be difficult to adjust again.

:/

Notes: 6 / 2 weeks ago from herfeverdream (originally from herfeverdream)

herfeverdream:

morbidoranges:

herfeverdream:

morbidoranges:

herfeverdream:

I like my sideburns best.

I’m in love with your gauges.

What size are they?

Why, thank you.

They’re just zeros. I love my wooden gauges, though; they don’t smell at all, which is always a plus with this sort of thing.

You’re welcome.

That’s really good that they don’t smell. I’ve been thinking about gauging my ears, but the thing is I need to actually start wearing earrings again. :/

I didn’t wear earrings for years until I started gauging my ears. My mother got them pierced when I was one, though, so the holes never grew up.

I begged and begged my mother to get them pierced when I was in 4th grade. Now that I’m in high school, I never wear earrings. My dad would probably shit a brick if I started gauging them. He’s anti-piercings/tattoos. Haha.

Notes: 6 / 2 weeks ago from herfeverdream (originally from herfeverdream)

herfeverdream:

morbidoranges:

herfeverdream:

I like my sideburns best.

I’m in love with your gauges.

What size are they?

Why, thank you.

They’re just zeros. I love my wooden gauges, though; they don’t smell at all, which is always a plus with this sort of thing.

You’re welcome.

That’s really good that they don’t smell. I’ve been thinking about gauging my ears, but the thing is I need to actually start wearing earrings again. :/

Notes: 6 / 2 weeks ago from herfeverdream

herfeverdream:

I like my sideburns best.

I’m in love with your gauges.

What size are they?

Notes: 132 / 1 month ago from asparagus (originally from davebignasty)

asparagus:

thatsnotaword:

brennadaugherty:

firsttoolast:

livetoinfinity:

ashleyrawr:

jamie-ftw:

davebignasty:

All faith in humanity = lost in one picture.

HOT DAMN. LEMME MAKE YOU MY BOO.

omg

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPETY DOO

I’VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU.

HAHAHAHAAHASJDFSLFGJKGH

OMG

That’s so sexy. Damn.

Holy Shit, Rocky! Ken doll x45, no? What is with the amount of water bottles?

Notes: 94 / 1 month ago from 9gag

9gag:

English

Notes: 712 / 1 month ago from grapedrinkseventy (originally from loveandmixtapes)

Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Date A Chubby Chick;

grapedrankisha:

kyliescanvas:

grapedrinkseventy:

smashton:

loveandmixtapes:

1. We have curves, and damnit, curves are sexy. We for the most part have really nice boobs/asses, and we all know how you boys like those.

2. We like to eat. Not saying we aren’t health conscious, but we do love to eat. This means that we can hang out with your buddies and keep up with you drinking (No, “Oh, I’m so drunk!” After one beer). Hell yes we will go get tacos with you at 1AM. Most of us really love to cook, and can cook really well because of our love of food. We love to try eating new things, we love trying to cook new things. This means more great food for you, boys!

3. Because we have not had to rely on our quintessential “Barbie looks” we are generally much more caring individualistic people. We also have had to strive much harder in life and are intelligent and hard working.

4. This also means that we are less likely to be stuck-up and we don’t judge people nearly as much based solely on their looks. We love nice things just like any girl, but we don’t have to parade around with a Prada bag and vanilla latte.

5. We are more self conscious. This of course can be a bad thing, but this can also be used to the male advantage. Because of this, we are more likely to be cleaner, better smelling individuals. We take more time to do these things, and we also know how to better accesorize, apply makeup better and look damn good.

6. We appreciate you more, because we know how awesome you are for being one of those guys who doesn’t care that his girlfriend is a size two. We recognize how wicked cool you are for loving us for us and not our body type.

7. We do better at child bearing. Yeah I know, you aren’t really thinking about that now, but with our kick ass wider hips we carry them babies like a boss.

8. We are perfectly fine staying home some nights and having movie marathons/ ice cream eating pigouts.

9. Have you seen our cleavage? It’s epic.

10. Because we are beautiful, inspiring individuals damnit.

Uh huh. Yes. Yep. All this, and more.

Couldn’t have said it better. :)

agreed. but, also.. its not only chubby girls with these traits.. just want to clarify that.

True, but my chubby girl does…And goddamn can she cook…She’s soooo fucking good.

Notes: 30 / 1 month ago from noahkai (originally from glamorous-vandal)

noahkai:

neesyweesy:

glamorous-vandal:

Tyren asks Obama: Why do people hate you?

Obama replies: First of all, I did get elected president, so not everybody hates me; I got a whole lot of votes,” Obama joked. “A lot of it is what’s called politics, where once one party wins, the other party feels like they’ve got to poke you a little bit to keep you on your toes. So you shouldn’t take it too seriously.

But people are worried about their own lives. A lot of people are losing their jobs right now. They’re losing their health care or they lost their homes to foreclosure and they’re feeling frustrated, and when you’re president of the United States, you’ve got to deal with all of it. You get some of the credit when things are going good, but when things are going bad, you get some of the blame.

But that’s all right,” Obama said, adding, “I’m a pretty tough guy. Are you a tough guy? You look pretty tough. So you’ve just got to keep going on going, even when folks are criticizing you, when you know you’re doing it for other people.”